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Britney Denied !
Call to Action !

No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States. Constitution of the United States - Article 79

Harlan speaks...

"In this age of enlightenment, free speech and laundry, any limitation on someone’s right to the Presidency is truly anachronistic and shallow.

Admittedly, Britney often acts less than her 24 years of age. But add it all up and she is indeed overqualified for the job. Yes, she’s busy with the family and car seats and getting herself back into shape. But none of this should mean she’s currently banned from running for the top job. Such limitations on anyone’s rights are not only harmful to society but quite frankly, kick the crutches out from under this site.

You can make a difference. Please sign with your comments today on this truly outrageous outrage."

We, the undersigned demand that
all age restriction for anyone
(but especially Britney!)
be stricken henceforth
from the
American Constitution.

PLEASE SIGN HERE!

and/or...
Contact Us!

I’ve been asked what this is all about. Whether we’re serious on getting Britney Spears to run for President.

No, we’re not serious. This entire project is really about me. Of my take on world domination where ultimately I’m the only person left who can afford a cell phone.

It started one night when my brother and attorney contacted me. I’d been expecting a call from my doctor with the usual bad news but when the phone started ringing it wasn’t my  Doctor on the other end. It was my brother. And attorney. 

“You’re home,” he said. I could hear cards being shuffled and vague grunting sounds in the background. Poker… 

“Are you winning or losing?” I asked.

“You’re gonna be a star,” Sal said. I heard him stacking chips. “One of the boys here has an idea for a video.”

Did I tell you Sal was my brother and attorney?

Flash forward to the present. Sal is currently in prison. He needs our help. If enough people buy the “Britney Spears For President” package it will make a small statement about intellectual freedom.  

If “Britney” is a hit, my brother will inch one step closer to his freedom.  

You can contact Harlan Wolf by sending an email to:

woodenactor@yahoo.ca

Let me know where “Britney” should go from here. I’m interested in knowing myself.

~ Harlan Wolf

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